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i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
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Average person: Watches Disney movie
Average Disney fan: Watches Disney movie, sings the songs, throws in a couple of quotes here and there
ME: WATCES DISNEY MOVIE, RECITES THE ENTIRE SCRIPT, SINGS ALL THE SONGS WITH ALL THEIR VOICES AND EXPRESSIONS, FLAWLWESSLY IMITATES EVERY SINGLE ACTION, REELS OFF A LIST OF TRIVIA ABOUT THE VOICE ACTORS AND ANIMATORS, POINTS OUT MISTAKES AND EASTER EGGS, GIVES A COMPLETE COMMENTARY, KNOWS THE DELETED SCENES, DELVES DEEPER INTO THE MORALS AND MESSAGES OF THE STORIES, CRIES AT THE BEGINNING, CRIES IN THE MIDDLE, CRIES AT THE END.
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This made me have sad emotions like aw
I wish…
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its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres
they still arent in new york
somehow they’ve landed on gallifrey
the penguins have the tardis
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DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL I HAVENT HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF 8TH GRADE IM STARTING TO WORRY
I think ned’s doing fine

I’d say he’s doing fantastic.
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